she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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