I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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