no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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