It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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