I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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