Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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