I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
