so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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