im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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