I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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