so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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