She just used a chaser for red wine.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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