Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
there's paper in my vomit.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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