I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
