how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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