Do vagina's smell?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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