I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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