Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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