Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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