Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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