Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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