Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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