if i died would you start the facebook group?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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