I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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