So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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