can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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