I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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