i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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