I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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