If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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