I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do you still have your period?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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