just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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