Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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