I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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