Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You're my little dorito
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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