I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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