He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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