Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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