i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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