check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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