No stitches, just platelets and will power
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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