Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
...so i touched it.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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