definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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