Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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