Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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