If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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