dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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