Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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