Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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