that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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