It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You don't make any sense
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I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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