You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH