she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂