He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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