The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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