Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Randomize
