how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
