"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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