At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Come on in and take your pants off
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