woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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